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Can you imagine, though, during the time it took to tow Earth back into its place around the Sun (which, let’s face it, took at LEAST 24 hours if not longer), if that Team TARDIS got totally hammered and blacked out? Full-onThe Hangover situation, because Jack had some Braxian gin in a flask in his pocket, and he put some in everyone’s little plastic cup. (The Doctor was pretty pissed on several counts, first because Braxian gin is illegal in most civilized systems for exactly the reasons that unfolded on the TARDIS, and second because he realized the flask was actually dimensionally transcendent, bigger on the inside — and Jack had nicked it from the TARDIS before he got stranded on the Game Station.)

And so everyone wakes up, sprawled across the console room in various and sundry embarrassing situations.

Well, Donna didn’t think the situation she found herself in was embarrassing, but Jack actually did, which was a strange turn of events.

And TenToo kept stammering apologies to Rose about where his hand ended up, blathering on about how half-human metacrises don’t metabolize alcohol efficiently while his face got redder and redder.

Ten snorted and rolled his eyes at TenToo, insisting he (with his superior Time Lord physiology) was quite cognizant the entire time — except when he turned around, everyone else saw there was a sign taped to his back, in Jackie’s handwriting, that said “Most Pompous Asshole in All of Time and Space.”

Donna and TenToo started giggling at that, and Ten whirled around and stared at them with his best Oncoming Storm face, except he was actually so hungover that his Oncoming Storm looked more like an Oncoming Hurl. Which just made Donna and TenToo giggle even more.

They all staggered off to the TARDIS kitchen, Jackie insisting she was going to make everyone some tea. But once they got to the kitchen, they realized that Martha and Mickey were missing. No sign of them whatsoever. 

They’d lost Martha and Mickey somewhere in the TARDIS.