damespock:

 #This is the name of the new buddy cop show #With DI Lestrade and DI Peter Carlisle #As cranky and harried coppers who solve crimes#While eating all the pastries in the UK and being exceedingly exasperated with everyone they enounter #Including the victim of the crime

it doesn’t matter what the crime is, it’s not their division.

things that are their division 

• sarcasm
• commiserating “all of these people are idiots” glances at each other
• pastries
• lounging around with feet on the desk
• shit talking
• ass kicking
• buckets of homoerotic subtext
• strong, independent female characters

ALSO DI Lestrade and DI Carlisle’s division:

• Squabbling over who gets to drive every damn time they get in the car
• Coming to blows over the last donut
• Having their sidearms and badges confiscated for being loose-cannon coppers
• Grudging respect toward their no-nonsense female DCI
• Long bubble baths at the end of a tough day, sometimes separately but mostly together

(via prelithic)