
damespock:
#This is the name of the new buddy cop show #With DI Lestrade and DI Peter Carlisle #As cranky and harried coppers who solve crimes#While eating all the pastries in the UK and being exceedingly exasperated with everyone they enounter #Including the victim of the crime
it doesn’t matter what the crime is, it’s not their division.
things that are their division
- sarcasm
- commiserating “all of these people are idiots” glances at each other
- pastries
- lounging around with feet on the desk
- shit talking
- ass kicking
- buckets of homoerotic subtext
- strong, independent female characters
ALSO DI Lestrade and DI Carlisle’s division:
- Squabbling over who gets to drive every damn time they get in the car
- Coming to blows over the last donut
- Having their sidearms and badges confiscated for being loose-cannon coppers
- Grudging respect toward their no-nonsense female DCI
- Long bubble baths at the end of a tough day, sometimes separately but mostly together